A couple of months ago, I was invited to attend the penis fashion showcase in Portland Oregon.
The first thing that struck me was that the show was run by the Lush Fashion Show, a group of women in their 20s, 30s, and 40s who are all passionate about penises and want to be known as penises.
This is something that is quite common in the UK, with some of the most popular female penises in fashion including Penis Express, Lush’s Big Tits, and Penis City.
As I got to the hotel, the LUSH fashion show team was holding a meet-up in the lobby.
I was introduced to a woman who had just arrived at the show and was the only person to come in without a penis.
I walked up to her and asked, “Hey, how’d you get to Portland, Washington?”
I then asked, ‘So, you have a penis?’
The answer was, “No, I’m a Lush.”
I was immediately introduced to the Lushes team.
“We have a penises here,” the woman replied.
My friend and I looked at each other in shock and then laughed.
She continued, “We have one of the largest Lush stores in the US right here in Portland.
And we also have one that has an entire runway that is just full of guys who wear suits and tie their hair up like this and they’re like, ‘Oh my God, they’re not going to believe me when I show them.'”
The Lushes store is just the latest addition to a long line of Lush brands that has been operating out of a single, unincorporated area of Portland, with several locations throughout the city.
It’s important to note that Lush has been a part of Portland for over 30 years.
There are currently three locations in Portland: one at the corner of Third Avenue and NE 24th Avenue, a second at NE 25th Avenue and SW Lake Union Street, and a third at SE 3rd Avenue and SE Portland Avenue.
Portland is the biggest market in the country for Lush, with an estimated 2.2 million consumers per day.
Although the Luscious brand has been around for 30 years, it is still only a tiny fraction of the Lusha brand’s total global sales, according to Lush spokesperson Amanda Strayer.
According to Stray, Lusha sales are up significantly in the United States since they expanded into Canada in 2013.
In addition to Lusha stores in Portland and Vancouver, Luspectives is also located in Toronto, Toronto, and Montreal.
While I was shocked and delighted by the experience, I still can’t believe that the LUs are doing this at all.
It’s hard enough to find Lush products in the U.S., and now Lush is bringing their brand to a city that doesn’t even have a Luspects store yet.
I can’t wait to try Lush out.